Okay, so call me Bella now. Don’t ask why. Just call me Bella. And being Bella, I have to make an Edward pattern. Yes, an EDWARD pattern. Okay, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to create the Cullen series of knitting patterns. Sound good? That’s my promise. Can Bella be counted as a Cullen? You know what, scratch that question. Yes, of course Bella is a Cullen. And if any of you is a Jacob fan *evilglare* I might make you a La Push line. Maybe.

Oh, and if anyone is confused, read Twilight .